What appears to be a photograph of a lumberjack and the blindfolded hostage he took during a convenience-store stick-up is, in fact, not that at all. We at CGM know what's really going on here, but we're not saying, at least not until you've had a chance to supply your own caption to this photo. In 10 days we'll pick a winner, who will be awarded a special prize, a signed copy of Harley-Davidson Bolt-On Performance by Jerry Smith. Even if you don't have a Harley, the book would be a great tax-deductible charitable donation to your local library. Or a really cool sidestand pad.